Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
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Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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