She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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