She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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