i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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