Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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