Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
We need to get me chipped asap
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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