can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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