I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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