There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm jealous of your bromance
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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