apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Pooping to opera.
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