Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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