I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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