Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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