and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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