Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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