this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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