no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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