he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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