Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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