I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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