Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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