I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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