the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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