dude i'm inner monologue high
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Panties = found
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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