i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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