He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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