I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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