She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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