9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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