He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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