i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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