I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm at about main and main street
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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