He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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