What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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