nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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