Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I got inside last night via doggy door
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
