All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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