ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
only you would photoshop your dick
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
