he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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