So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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