I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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