I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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