Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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