Got a toothbrush?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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