i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
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Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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