Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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