Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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