Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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