Non-Jews are for practice
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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