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I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.

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(703): I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like. http://tfl.nu/tgx7

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(513): View more from Ohio

What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.

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(513): What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore. http://tfl.nu/f43s

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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.

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(760): Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate. http://tfl.nu/nm6j

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Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.

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(907): Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea. http://tfl.nu/ohgs

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(503): View more from Oregon

well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back

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(503): well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back http://tfl.nu/ecfc

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(614): View more from Ohio

Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???

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(614): Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale??? http://tfl.nu/bzai

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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.

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(973): He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come. http://tfl.nu/tnjb

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem

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(610): I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem http://tfl.nu/q0gs

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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?

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(314): I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season? http://tfl.nu/6vbo

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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.

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(508): i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light. http://tfl.nu/7bfn

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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka

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(817): Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka http://tfl.nu/xkay

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(303): View more from Colorado

He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.

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(303): He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door. http://tfl.nu/ylk0

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(678): View more from Georgia

It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.

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(678): It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes. http://tfl.nu/rtfu

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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.

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(847): well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick. http://tfl.nu/owiw

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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo

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(206): I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo http://tfl.nu/5god

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