I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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