1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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