I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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