can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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